hunny and haycorns

(whoop whoop)

January 10, 2019 4:48 am

bob-belcher:

Crazy Rich Asians (2018)
dir. Jon M. Chu

January 9, 2019 7:12 pm 4:25 pm

killing-the-headlamps:

Sorry I was speeding, officer. I was listening to Mumford and Sons and the banjo solo came on.

(via myotp-ruinedmylife)

2:24 pm

snout:

being a macroorganism is so stressful. i want to know what my cells are doing. I don’t like how unsupervised they are

(via cyanochic)

9:36 am 4:48 am

toxicglooo:

sevensuptic:

sevensuptic:

sevensuptic:

nature documentary but the narration is just weird enough to make you question it

“Some fish can walk out of water, so remember that next time.”

“You might think you’re safe, but horses are omnivores”

please watch the round planet on netflix it’s exactly like that 

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(Source: lesbianbluejeans, via tulipsandrainydays)

January 8, 2019 7:12 pm

dorisdank:

theresagooseinthemainframe:

starryweever:

kerryrenaissance:

asmallmadhope:

asmallmadhope:

know what’s wild? that the trope of like “my father always wanted a son so he treated me, his daughter, like a boy” is so popular and like lowkey loved, but if you ever saw a mother who talked about how much she wanted a daughter instead of a son, or if she treated her son like a girl, like??? people would think she’s awful and that poor boy??

damn wonder why that is 😒

i was high af when i wrote this but it’s still true

The latter is literally the plot of some horror movies.

being socialized female is easily  recognized as abuse the moment it’s done to a male child

reblogging for that last comment jfc

I painted my son’s nails blue when he was 2 and, by the reaction of his dad and dad’s family, you’d think I had castrated him

(via recreationalcannibalism)

2:24 pm

The best notes written in manuscripts by medieval monks

abolish-everything:

a-spoon-is-born:

branewurms:

beggars-opera:

Colophon: a statement at the end of a book containing the scribe or owner’s name, date of completion, or bitching about how hard it is to write a book in the dark ages

  • Oh, my hand
  • The parchment is very hairy
  • Thank God it will soon be dark
  • St. Patrick of Armagh, deliver me from writing
  • Now I’ve written the whole thing; for Christ’s sake give me a drink
  • Oh d fuckin abbot
  • Massive hangover
  • Whoever translated these Gospels did a very poor job
  • Cursed be the pesty cat that urinated over this book during the night
  • If someone else would like such a handsome book, come and look me up in Paris, across from the Notre Dame cathedral
  • I shall remember, O Christ, that I am writing of Thee, because I am wrecked today
  • Do not reproach me concerning the letters, the ink is bad and the parchment scanty and the day is dark
  • 11 golden letters, 8 shilling each; 700 letters with double shafts, 7 shilling for each hundred; and 35 quires of text, each 16 leaves, at 3 shilling each. For such an amount I won’t write again
  • Here ends the second part of the title work of Brother Thomas Aquinas of the Dominican Order; very long, very verbose; and very tedious for the scribe; thank God, thank God, and again thank God
  • If anyone take away this book, let him die the death, let him be fried in a pan; let the falling sickness and fever seize him; let him be broken on the wheel, and hanged. Amen

what does oh d fuckin abbot even MEAN

an abbot is the head of a monastery so it just means “fuck my boss” basically, an abbreviation of “O damned fuckin Abbot”. this is what it looks like:

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Brasenose College MS 7, f.62v 

Medieval monks say Fuck Work

(via recreationalcannibalism)

9:36 am

the-darkest-of-souls:

hyrude:

ive eaten shrimp exactly 5 times in my life, always with gusto and an utter lack of self-restaint, and each time has ingrained itself in my memory as distinctly nightmarish when they ended with me ralphing it all back up within the hour. i thought this was reflective of my hubris and insufficient fear of god, but it is only as i write this post now, crumpled to my knees on the floor of this eresto’s bathroom after eating half a baja taco and recalling that my dad is allergic to shellfish, i realize perhaps the issue is not with a higher power, but with a deeper one. biology.

This is absolutely amazing

(via recreationalcannibalism)

4:48 am